electric EYEs - rivers and mountain valleys - lichtenberg/lightning rivers or lichtenberg/lightning water erosion?

stockton lake and mark twain lake missouri (satellite images)
is the river there because of the valley or is the valley there because of the river?
the images are of man made lakes formed by the rivers being Dammed. the lakes now formed show the physical shape of the river valley and its sides. they look similar to a lightning strike or a variation of a Lichtenberg type pattern discharge.
if they were not caused by gEUlogy then how were they formed by "lightning water" erosion or "lichtenberg water" erosion? if they were formed by electric universe geology then was it either a lichtenberg discharge that created the shape or thunderbolts from the gods type lightning strikes?
these lakes are around the missouri/arkansas area. if the missouri and arkansas areas were formed by gEUlogy then there should be signs of the electric universe geology around there. mountains, rivers, minerals and strange or odd geology features. there should also be unusual or unexplanable things in a gravity universe.
within a couple of minutes of reading about the states of missouri and Arkansas you do indeed find out more than enough evidence for gEUlogy.

lake of the ozarks arkansas satellite image and map of beaver lake, ozarks, arkansas
it is unlikely that all the gEUlogy in the area was formed in one event or catastrophe or although some of the larger features could be the result of one period of EU activity (plasma discharge event). what attracted gEUlogy events to an area? was it what was already there or random discharges/hits? will it be the location for further gEUlogy? if the earth is electric, a form of gaia, in an electric universe then what gEUlogy is happening now?
is the river there because of the valley or is the valley there because of the river?
eastern himalayas mountains china satellite image
what came first? the river, the valley, the mountains, the ... ?

mount sinai egypt area (satellite images)
mount sinai in egypt is a very interesting area for geology but especially gEUlogy and "EUology" (plasma or electric universe mythology!)
how were these valleys formed amoungst those mountains? why are some valleys/rivers so straight yet others look like electric discharges?
are these yet another example of a (g)EUlogy to geology - are these more
water gaps?
Did an Electric Universe god appear on mount sinai or was god the electric universe? are the events in the bible describing it from an
Electric Universe bible point of view? can or does the bible describe the gEUlogy events that happened to
mount sinai and the area, or, evidence that it is an electrical area that will attract gEUlogy events?