Saturn Polar shish kebabs? What are Saturnian planetary alignments such Talbott/Thunderbolts Saturn Polar Configuration or others proposed in the past? How do you physically get a BBQ style shish kebab of planets and keep the stack that way for 100’s or 1000’s of years?
How can orbits rapidly change whilst maintaining a shared common envolope of plamsaspheres and some of Earth’s environment to keep a few ancient humans safe to tell the tales? Welcome to Saturnian ShishkeBobs, my friend.