The Thunderbolts of the Gods kebab

The Thunderbolts of the Gods kebab

Saturn Polar shish kebabs? What are Saturnian planetary alignments such Talbott/Thunderbolts Saturn Polar Configuration or others proposed in the past? How do you physically get a BBQ style shish kebab of planets and keep the stack that way for 100’s or 1000’s of years?

How can orbits rapidly change whilst maintaining a shared common envolope of plamsaspheres and some of Earth’s environment to keep a few ancient humans safe to tell the tales? Welcome to Saturnian ShishkeBobs, my friend.

How long did the first millennium last?

Theodosius I Theodoric roman gold coins

A few not recorded cultural events over a long time, the odd year here and there, and they could add up to 1 decade or more. What do you do when new folklore evidence suggests you have a King or event that could not have existed, as your history already has dates with a different story or even worse a similar mythology?

Local extinctions by asphyxiation?

Local extinctions by asphyxiation

Did the death erection of some extinct animals, such as Mammoths, suggest they were killed by local and instant catastrophic mass mortality events, that also sometimes triggered autoerotic asphyxiation? In his article about the Indelicate Details of Alaskan Muck – that is pure Tim Cullen at his best – he explores the Sexual Habits of the Adelie Penguin’s, autoerotic asphyxiation, Beresovka Mammoth, postmortem Priapism, limnic eruptions (Lake Nyos CO2 example), close encounters with comets, gas asphyxiation and gas poisoning, Livor Mortis, and more.

The Sleeping Beauty of instant fossilization

asphyxiation instant fossilization fossils

Asphyxiation by volcanic gases then instant fossilisation through electromagnetic transmutation processes? Or 2 dinosaurs sleeping peacefully, not noticing a local volcano eruption when most animals seem sensitive to eruptions before they happen? Bodies not damaged and perfectly persevered with not one single sign of a death struggle?